A Tale of two (capital )Cities (Part 2)

So back in part 1, I travelled down to London. It was a pleasant trip and a fun afternoon. Now I was at London Euston, waiting for my overnight train to Edinburgh with Caledonian Sleeper. I had a couple of hours to kill so I'd wonder around, do some people watching, plot how I'd take over the world using just a toothpick and a Lemon. Eventually my train was ready to board at 10.30pm. would I have a comfy bed? Not for £250 fucking quid I wouldn't, I paid £50 for a seat which in fairness isn't a bad price. Just a shame everything else let it down. The train was due to depart at 23.45 and so I boarded just after 22.30 and found my seat and sat down and waited...and waited...and waited...and in oh, after half an hour my right arse cheeky was starting to hurt. Not a good sign, no matter how I sat I just couldn't get comfortable. There was a row of two seats opposite so if no one sat there I'd borrow it and lay down. We departed five minutes late because someone was ...